Most all of us gay boys have a built-in gaydar. The thing is we never know just when it’s going to go off. It could be while walking down the street and random dude gives you the gay-eye. You know what I’m talking about. The quick once-over with a brief pause to grab a mental snapshot in hopes to analyze what you’re packin’. That the obvious blip on our gaydar screens. But what about a photo? Can our gaydars go off by looking at a random public photo without seeing the motion, seeing the glances, checking out the fashion statements, watching the walk, hearing a voice? I think so. Check out these two cute gaydar blips with their lightweight jackets tied around their waists – adorable, aren’t they?
First, the blip on the left is obviously looking at something on on his cameral. I’m going to assume it’s a video. He looks like the kind of guy that likes taking action (assuming he’s a bottom) so, uhm yeah, he’s checking out a video he took before a cyclist passed him by. Again, assuming… Checking out the crotch action as the rider’s legs go up and down, up and down forcing the constrained manhood in side to side motion.
Now check out the blip on the right. Whoa! That’s a serious look, man! Hell, even his camera has got an erection. Look at that lens. It’s fully extended. But… This blip ain’t looking at his camera. No, the assumption here is he’s (most definitely a top) watching his hot and tight desire ride off into the sunset. He’s boasting that wanting, longing, hungry stare while every stroke of the peddles flexes two muscular ass cheeks.
Wait.. What? You say. Who’s ass cheeks? Tom Boonen, a Belgium Cyclist star. Here’s what our two blips are checking out. Check it…
Yes, that’s Mr. Boonen working those sexy thighs. He’s standing on the peddles so you know his ass is tight and firm. And… yeah… Those two blips on my gaydar are totally checking him out. How do I know? You’ve got to see the big picture to understand. Here it is.
At first glance one might think all these guys are spectators simply watching a cyclist cycling his way down the pavement. The truth is none of them are actually watching him at this instant in time except for one. It’s blip number two as explained before. He’s totally fixated on Boonen’s body pumping that bicycle. If this dude had laser beams for his line of sight there would be a beam on each ass cheek burning holes in those spandex cycle shorts. I’m being serious here, peeps. Don’t believe me? Click on the photo to view the large size. Yep – Gaydar Galore!
Disclaimer – I don’t know blip one and two. I don’t know even know if my gaydar is working correctly. Maybe it misfired so I should clarify once again this is only an assumption, an opinion and certainly not fact. If either blip reads this blog and takes offense to what I’ve written please accept my endearing apology. Please do so while keeping in mind this photo was taken in a public place in which I’m not naming in an effort refrain from pinpointing a location. Also, the photo itself wasn’t copyrighted at it’s original source. Therefore, I’m not giving credit to the photographer in order to protect any innocent blips.
With the disclaimer out of the way. I have to ask my self this question. Has blip number two seen the following two photos? If not, it’s his lucky day! That is, if he happens to stumble upon this site or searches for Boonen’s butt onlne. Hey, blip #2… I bet you wish you were the massage ball in the second pic. Haha!
Nice Boonen butt indeed. But, ouch! Looks like he’s kind of banged up with the bruises. This last photo must have been taken after his accident a couple of years ago. Bruises or not that’s a nice ass, baby. I think I’ve got a new nickname for our cycle star – “Sweet Cheeks Boonen”
I think I’ll end this post by saying that I have no idea why I posted this. I have no idea why my gaydar went off while looking at that photo. I just don’t know. The only thing I can think of is that maybe I thought it was funny in a cute sort of way and wanted to share. Peace out bros – have a good day.
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