Shane Dawson’s Crotch – I thought!

Call me bad, call me crotchetized…  I really did think it was Shane Dawson’s crotch when I initially saw the one-second-flash of open short-shorts on the YouTube video, BAD (BRO)MANCE, by ShaneDawsonTV.  I mean, gimme a break, when your trying to process if you saw anything through the leg openings it’s not like you’re thinking about the dude’s face.

I love Shane’s videos so I do watch them when I can, especially when I see one that ramps up the view count in a relatively short period of time.  That never fails to indicate it’s a worth-my-while vid.  So…  after only watching [Bromance] for a few seconds and trying to keep up with all the action going on, I had just assumed it was Shane playing doubles as he’s done before.   Hey, don’t blame me – it was the wig!  I see the frame above (if you blink you’ll miss it) and think, “Whoah! Was that?  Was it really Shane Dawson’s crotch?”  Flashbacks of Britney Spears, Chris Crocker….all scramble about in my head.

I quickly hit the pause button and moved the slider back to take a second look.  Noooo… That’s not Dawson!  Fast forward the slider a bit to view more footage of this stranger with the oddly (I say ‘odd’ because of the wardrobe, malfunction? lmao) but nevertheless sexy hairy legs.  “Who the hell is this guy?” I think to myself followed by a whisper, “He really is kinda hot.”

A quick glance over at the “more” section tells me it is Joe Nation.  Who the fuck is Joe Nation and what the hell is JoeNationTV?  Never heard of him or it.  I open another tab in my browser and view Joe’s channel.  Pleasantly surprised, I find some really funny and original content.  Good stuff.  At last it seems worth the small eye popping dilemma I just went through.

Shane Dawson and Joe Nation perform a hilarious remake and video cover of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance in their own BAD (BRO)MANCE:

In the video above Shane does nother insanely awesome production that does not disappoint.  OK, OK…  Shane, you’re hot too

Oh, and Joe…  If you happen to read this I’ve got something to tell you.  The country-girl-tranny-gettup, the baby diaper, etc… that’s cute, funny as hell and all, but…  Dude, you’re rockin’ some major points in the “looks” department.  You really should think about working that angle on a more serious note on occasion, but definitely keep the awesome comedy stuff coming too. For the serious stuff you could do a how-to video on washing cars or something out-doorsy in the sun.  You know, shirtless, boxer briefs, skin, water, more skin, suds, hoses, that sort of thing.

Joe’s If I were in Porn video is very goofy, funy and hilariously shows off his sexy-ass-bod too.  It’s just what the girls and some of us guys want (to see).  Shane is in that one as well, only this time he plays the tranny.  Should we be wondering about those two, yet?  I’m joking of course, those boys are as straight as a bent arrow – haha.  For those who haven’t seen If I were in Porn, you can see it below or head over to Joe’s channel linked above.

On a serious note for those who tend to take my written words literally, lol.  I want to ensure you that Shane and Joe are  just poking fun at all the sexual craziness that plagues our nation – I’m talking about the prudes.

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