OK… So we all know Sarah Palin has a set of balls like no other woman (or barracuda) on earth. I’m not joking when I say the following is the absolute truth. Yes! The following accounts of truth really did happen. Read on.
In a conversation this morning with Joe while drinking our “Morning Joe” the subject of teabagging came up. No, not the dip-your-nuts in some hot dude’s (or chick’s) mouth kind. I’m talking Republicans acting like raging, ranting lunatics and well…just being themselves. Ok, that’s a little extreme but you get the point. In reality the whole Republican/Teabagger/Teabagging thing started with the onset of the Republican Tea Party protest this past April on Tax Day. To teabag Obama and all liberals, for that matter, was apparently the ultimate message to get accross.
Up until this morning I’d never heard of Republicans referenced as teabaggers or the act of teabagging due to their political views or even referenced as such from the previously mentioned Tea Parties. Hell, I seriously doubted that any right-wing extremist even knew what “teabagging” was in the first place so in my mind how could they be teabaggers? I argued my point with Joe and he assured me that it is common knowledge and made a clear point to excuse my ignorance because I’m from a “s-u-t-h-e-r-n” state. Ok, fair enough, I agreed, because it IS true that sometimes us southerners are sheltered a bit from the wild was of the North, East and WEST!
[Joe told me to search for "Rachel Maddow, teabagging, video" to see the best Maddow clip ever. Here's what I g0t. He's absolutely correct and I'm left asking myself...How the hell did I miss this? ]
Anyway…
After savoring the rich hearty cuppa joe with Joe I had a couple of short errands to run before heading home. All the while, I still had teabagging (mixed with my own tried and true meaning) and Republicans on my mind. My political savvy and intellect quickly went out the window of my car. Bill O’Rielly came to mind but quickly exited as a I envisioned something unspeakable involving me personally. I wanted to puke and I wasn’t even the recipient!
From that point on, my mind continued on its warped mission with a comical twist. I had imaginary (sick but funny) visions of Glenn Beck bagging the old bagger himself (O’Reilly) now that was some funny stuff, not to mention a sort-of avenge to my previous super warped thought. Then it got even better – McCain does Palin! Yes, Palin, Sarah Palin the biggest baddest lipstick wearing barracuda of all! I was satisfied and teabagging, Republicans and all left my mind.
I get home and check my email. There was a new message from Joe saying he enjoyed our morning and thanked me, again, for the entertainment at the expense of my own ridicule – his way of being funny. I replied telling him it was my pleasure but his new nick-name is now coffeebagger – my dorky way of being funny. He quickly replied saying that teabagging is more fun – too cute!
Thanks to Joe’s cute reply and another brief visual (hey, Joe is kinda hot) teabagging was once again on my mind. I took Joe’s suggestion and did the video search (see above) and was quite impressed. But that wasn’t enough. I wanted to see just how popular this Republican/Teabagging thing really is. That’s when I went to the trusty Urban Dictionary (see above photo) and there I was hit with the biggest baddest balls of all – Sarah Palin! Now it all makes perfect sense.
I can’t help but wonder if the keywords for that well place Google ad are “Rrepublican Teabagger.”
Update 11-19-09:
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The first National Tea Party convention is going to be held in Music City, with Sarah Palin as the keynote speaker.The former vice presidential nominee is on a three-week book tour promoting her just-released best seller titled “Going Rogue.”Palin will be in Nashville for the tea party convention held Feb. 4 to 6 at Gaylord Opryland.Tickets are $549 each.
…Told ya so!
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I lot of blood relatives of the attendees will get impregnated during that convention.