Cooking during the holidays can be stressful and take all the fun out of what should be cheerful days ahead. Those big get-togethers. The big meals. The big planning, organizing and shopping. All of that can turn into real big headaches. Instead of draining your mind over what to cook this holiday season why not just drain your man. Yes… Drain your man this holiday season and make cooking this season fly with ease and tastier too!
We would like to introduce you to a new cookbook, Natural Harvest — A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. Designed to bring spice and fun back into your life. This collection of recipes gives a whole new meaning to the naked chef. This exotic and unusual cookbook is sure to wow the senses of cum connoisseurs around the globe. The cookbook is priced at only $24.95 and can be purchased at Lulu Publishing. The author, Fotie Photenhauer, promises delivery by Christmas if ordered by December 12th.
The cookbook can also be previewed online at the above link. Below are few photos from the preview we thought our readers might enjoy. It is too late to order in time for Thanksgiving food preparation but no worries, the preview gives away a few recipes that you can whip up, giving them a try before you buy. You and your partner will certainly be thankful for the effort you’ll put forth in the harvest of the freshest ingredient.
Cooking with Cum – Inspiration #1
“We all hope to pick up a smooth young stud when we head to the club, but at the club these guys go to, it all happens there and they are all stunningly beautiful! Full of fantastic close-up spunk showers. This film will get you beating harder than a hand mixer, so keep a measuring cup nearby.”
*The perfect aid in milking that prized ingredient! DVD image courtesy of Tla Video
Why not start off with the Strawberry Splasharita, a margarita cocktail made with you in mind, taste and satisfaction. This margarita is best frozen instead of the traditional on-the-rocks version. There are many stories of how margaritas originated as there are flavor varieties but this one will be one of a kind — It’s all about you because it has you in it! It makes the perfect drink for the one you love. Also making it the perfect cocktail for Valentine’s day. Make one for your lover and have him shake one off for you.
The presentation is outstanding and the taste is sure to delight the pallet.
For a the main course, you might consider the delectable Veal Scallopini with a creamy semen-citrus based sauce.
For desert or the anytime snack you might try some Spunky Candied Pecans. There is just the right hint of muskiness to compliment these sweet nuts. If you like a bolder flavor you can substitute the pecans with walnuts or any nuts of choice.
Finally, the perfect food for that before and after sex appetite. Throughout the ages it is said that oysters make the perfect before sex food to help get your juices flowing. So why not slide a few raw oysters down your throat as an aphrodisiac before sex.
Cooking with Cum – Inspiration #2
“Brad Slater just loves a nice stiff drink… of cum! Actually it’s the cock he likes to be stiff – the cum he prefers to be warm, gooey, wet and chewy. Aim that load for his mouth because he’s a hungry stud and he ain’t leaving ’til everybody’s delivered.
In a local bath house Brad hooks up with 12 hot guys and sucks off their stiff rods gulping down all the man juice he can handle.” Image courtesy of Tla Video
But what about afterward and that insatiable hunger that builds from working every muscle in your body? Save the shells and prepare you own Man Made Oysters. This recipe promises to satisfy that after sex appetite like no other.
Lika’s Take:
I’m not sure I’d ever try or recommend these recipes to friends. However, I am sure that this would have to be one of the strangest cookbooks I would ever lay my hands on. I’m even more sure it would make an excellent coffee table book and one that I wouldn’t have a problem displaying. Just imagine the conversation that would take place when just one of several invited dinner guests sees this book lying on the table; then opens and begins to read it. Now that’s priceless!
A special thanks to my cool friend Rey for sharing this on his blog, which is where I found out about this crazy book.
[Photo Sources: Cosmopolitan; Lulu; Tla]
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This is over the top! Uhmm… Excuse me honey, is that jizz in your drink or are you just happy to see me?
blah blah blah This is nothing new. I’ve been basting the thanksgiving turkey from the inside for years now. haha
Wow this is beyond nasty and gay
OK this is just gross! I really hope this is a joke. Somebody please tell me it is a joke. Please? Anybody?
I posted this on my blog November 23rd. Glad to see you checked if the is book real.
@TREY CRUZ –
Damn it! Missed it Trey, my bad. Need to pay more attention to my RSS feed…
That’s jizz-larious that you reposted… WITH PICS!!!
Love ya, Lika! And Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you baste the turkey JUST right.
xo
omg! is this real? lika i see the ad is back that you mentioned in the other post. you are right it doesn’t fit
i guess i missed out on the turkey basting. too bad i woould love to have seen that! those oysters are making me hungry! tehe
@tony -
Yeah, I know it’s back. I don’t know why though. I completely removed the ad block but it I guess it’s the plugin I’m using that automatically re-installed it. Oh well! I certainly can’t help what they place in the blocks. So I’m not going to worry about it.
Yeah, you missed out Tony. The turkey was very tasty for Thanksgiving! Hope you had a nice T-day, mate.
This is awesome! I will definately be trying some of these recipes! Some of you truly need to lighten up. We go down on you all and lick something that bleeds once a month and you worried a swallowing a little cum. Google the proteins and other natural nutritional items provided in semen. My only problem is ,as a man, I would only try my dishes! For you female ejaculators (squirters) out there, I am sure this would work with your juice too! Makes me horny and hungry just thinking about it!
This is great, I wish that I had this cookbook because I want to try some of the recipes, and since I’m bi if I need a little extra help with one of the ingredients a bf would be able to help.
Cool
Haven’t bought the book yet, but planning on it. Made some pancakes the other day used the usual recipe, but instead of 2 eggs I used 1 egg and a few ounces of my cum which was chilled in the refrigerator from the night before( note a little extra cinnamon will take an bitterness away) . They tasted great, cum and eggs are much the same. will try replacing other egg with cum in the future.
Gay protein shake, raw eggs, jizz and milk….. I’m all for gay rights but no person in there right mind eats cum, its like the urine drinking craze that hit a few decades ago. Fags(fads) cum and go…
I’m a girl but I’ve got to say you gay boys are so creative! I’m getting this book so my husband can help out with the holiday cooking for a change.
Just for the record I am not gay, just a little creative
It is most “fun” When my wife asks me to help out in the kitchen. The other
day when we had over some guests she suggested I use my sperm to enhance the fruit punch.
From there it got “out of hand” , she saying I should make myself shown as the NUDE surver and offer myself among our friends with tray at the ready.
So I did, with some squirting me on to toast, others just jerking me into their coffee as”cream”, and some women just sucking me there in front of all. I did
manage to keep stiff and full because of the muscle action, and the fact that every time I was in the kitchen, my wife had me do either a salad, or blend into eggs. I am glad that we have Hen Nights a lot. It keeps me strong in a muscular (man) way, and I know that my wife enjoys having me Cum when she asks, even if she only watches. It makes our sex together even more fun. Some of her girl friends stay over and she shares me with them.
t is bad when I’m trying to shave and she or they want to use the toilet. we
end up together and someone seeing my erect prick thinks its a tube of tooth paste and squirts me onto their brush, or they think they can just suck out what they want for tooth brushing. Am I comlainting?? No!
@ Juan – You’re a trip, dude! Love it
wow i mean really my fiancee wondered if it taste good, I told her to grab a sample of what i got to offer. MMMMMMMM she says its salty, like nutz
Hey guys, this page gets tons of hits and I’m sure the authors of “Natural Harvest” are getting paid buckets of the good stuff as a result of this article. That said, I don’t get shit! LOL
So… In a cheap-ass marketing ploy I’ve added a couple of gay video links. Why the gay videos? Simple. Most of the readers of this page are dudes into other dudes. My kinda boys!
That said there are a number of straight mo’s who come here too. You guys are into chicks really digging your hot jizz and (according to a few emails I’ve gotten) perhaps don’t mind sampling a bit of your own from time to time. Share and share alike I always say.
Anyways… I didn’t want to leave anyone out so here’s a video suggestion for all you straight boys (and girls) who are into chicks that love your hot, wet, sticky, sweet-n-salty manjuice aka cum.
my girl loves me juicy meat. she like to suck me before we fuck and then suck the cock again before i cum. when i go in her mouth she always want to kiss me. she tell me fuck her more while it still hard. we keep kissing and taste make me cum inside her. she love it and me too. i want to try the nuts recipe with her. she would like it.
Love to do more in this area, Im a cock cum swallowing bi guy that loves frozen cum but want heaps as food now!!
Just need heaps of feeders and loads to play with and use as food any horny guys in Tassie that have loads to loose and dump and dont want to wast their hot or frozen loads of sperm please donate to me!! Cumpig Pete.