If you Google yourself chances are you’re a blogger, celebrity, politician or worse… a douche who has se out to make peoples lives miserable (Colleen Holmes comes to mind). That or you’ve done something wrong and checking if it has hit the news yet! Okay, I know, people Google themselves all the time. Face it, people are vain and love to see how “popular” they are (my EX comes to mind). I’m no exception I Google myself all the time. Haha! Though more specifically I’m checking links, pages, optimization, etc.
Sometimes especially as a blogger you run across something just too good not share with others. Remember Colleen Holmes? Holmes is the one we busted a while back with an email she unintentionally sent to my friend Jack Jett. Ms. Holmes is the Executive Director of the Eagle Forum, a pro family right wing group in Washington DC
You might be asking yourself what could Colleen Holmes possibly have do with the photo on the left. When that photo of two hot guys who happen to be gay expressing themselves is my contribution to fighting AIDS via the pages of this blog. One would hardly think Colleen Holmes would ever be associated with the likes of such a photograph, right? Wrong! Here’s why: Consequence.
Everything we do in life has a consequence and that includes sending emails by mistake to people you shouldn’t. When Ms. Holmes sent that email to Jack he in turn forwarded it to a few of his friends with blogs. Yeah! Guess who ended up at the top by the grace of the search gods. You guessed it! LikaStarr.com
Check it:
Out of the top 20 Google results for “Colleen Holmes” LIka Starr comes in a #3 with Queerty close behind at #4. That means that out of the top four sites Ms. Holmes’ presence graces web pages at the rate of 50% gay. But wait! It gets even better. Ever wonder what Colleen Holmes looks like? Well lets check those image results. Shall we? Okay, I’ve done is for you. Take a look…
What??? LikaStarr.com is #1. I imagine Colleen Holmes is feeling very proud right about now having her image linked to to this site as number one. But don’t thank me Colleen. Nope, you only have yourself to thank and of course that wonderful search god we call Google – The daddy of ‘em all. Those consequences will getcha every time. Darn it.
But what about that picture of the two hot gay guys expressing themselves. Ya, know… Grabbing this and that, kissing, about to… you know. Yeah that. Look closely at the image results above once again. “Colleen Holmes” is promptly displayed directly under the Express Yourself photo. I think that’s just grand!
I really don’t know how the original photo is associated with Holmes in the eyes of the search gods. It wasn’t part of the original post as it simply resides semi-permanently in the sidebar of my blog. But now that I’m writing a post about the results I’ve aptly renamed the photo in the this post “Colleen-Holmes-Express” since it is obviously associated by the powers that be. I’m just reporting the facts. I think it’s only smart to use a naming convention for all my photos pertaining to what an article is about. You get better page positioning that way. *wink*
To make sure my post is accurate as possible here are the criteria I used to obtain the above results. I simply searched for “Colleen Holmes” without the quotes. I made sure safe search was off for the images since I sometimes showcase images on my blog that may be subjective to age limits. I also disabled my web history from my account so that it did not affect the results. That is more of a tip than anything else in case you didn’t know the search gods track that stuff if you have an account with them. None of my images turned up with Colleen Holmes with safe search on however that did not affect the regular web results. In fact, this site moved up one spot with it turned on.
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colleen holmes is evil. why? because she is sucha little prima.
did you see her on make me sic CPAC? she was doodling with herself costantly and when she began to bounce like the captain of the cheerleaders off stage she stuck out her hand and gripped the senator like an extra from a star wars flic.
all power enamoured. and like a little insecure girl who found her military club.
too bad mental illness isn’t a stong point. but then gets better. she puts herself up on google and eagle forum. so disgusting. she puts her name and the position she got who knows how, up in all caps. sheesh. aggrandizing is her addiction from this standpoint. aren’t christians supposed to be humble?
she is gaggable.
thanks for the photos. but on the other hand she is not much to look at and remembering her touching her glasses like lily tomlin playing the operator character on those old comedy shows is not really ATTRACTIVE! BUT THEN AGAIN, LILY IS A LESBIAN.
colleen holmes EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, probably is a closet lesbian. that’s why she is so manipulative and immature and tryin to be some kind of joan of arc celebrity in dc and on cspan.
she needs some help and would probably be the last one to admit it. phyllis is a senior and colleen probably milks her and her accomplishments probably her family too. hope that phyllis “prays” and her eyes are opened to the unprofessional twit this wierdie really is. lol.
come out ‘come out’ whatever you are COLLEEN HOLMES.
bd
@baby daddy -
Hi baby daddy (had to say that just once)
Thanks for the awesome comment. We’re hearing every word loud and clear. Agreed mate!
Btw, really like the name, baby daddy
Ok, that’s twice… my bad (hehe)
eagle forum is posting things about gay right again.
this is just a joke right? this girl who looks like agatha aggranizer is now publishing articles bout herself elsewhere and she says she would ‘lick things’ for the grand dame phyllis of the eagle forum foundation.
its her kinda hidden rant in her speech pathology that raises the red flags on the bitch for us. she is all about the crusade of her. i work in a well known counseling center and we deal with narcissists and bigots all of the time. her performance on the cpac conference ’show’ was a relief. it shows you how inane she is. she looked like a teenager with her body gestures and her obvious groupie mentality towards the movers and shakers in the politcal world.
she looks greedy. not that greed is all bad. but isn’t the witch a Christian? oh wait, you can’t be a witch and a Christian at the same time can you? unless your what many wiccans are calling themselves these days, Chiccans. maybe she is one of those.
anyways, she is a sic person you can tell from her words and there are people who don’t like her and probably think she is a little wierdo but wouldn’t have the heart to tell her.
one thing that is unmistakable is her mean little mouth with the snide lips and oozing charms that sound more like a senior in high school who wants to be voted most likely to succeed.
introducing a senator and being a groupie manipulator- heck girls-that’s not very successful. its simply a sad girl a small fish in a very big pond. she looks like she has temper too. and she looks deceitful. but what do we know. we only work with people who are con artists and domestic abusers and homophobes all and most evenings.
she is one of those types betcha that does not think anything is wrong with her and that if we see obvious signs of narcissism and aggrandizing we are the crazy ones. gosh ma, that’s in psych 201. nothing is wrong with her, its everyone else.
ingnore her. and if phyllis wasn’t elderly, she probably wouldn’t be so stupid about COLLEEN HOLMES EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR.
if i was a Christian i would pray for her to get her rotten little ass fired. she is using phyllis probably. she also comes across as vain. not really one of the top Christian virtues now is it?
you learn things in the field my partner and i are in. you learn that people who come across as goodie two shoes are the opposite down beneath their veneer. you take how she defended herself to jack using her uncle who died of aids or something. that kind of saving face, manipulating as it were- a dangerous even criminal personality trait. she is probably a girl of many charms to hide that too.
see if you can find the most recent thing she managed to get published all about her wonerful and special self. (gag here please!)
can’t believe how she lied to jack too.
what a blatant manipulator.
off to blog others on my afternoon off.
colleen if you read this and you gasp at the naughty pictures because they are so shocking- you are pretty shocking yourself you prevericating manipulative immature attention seeking low class liar. your face is so mean have you noticed?
we would send you a bumper sticker that says ‘mean people suck’ as you do, but since you live in egypt on that famous river d’nile it won’t make to you probably.
oh well, you will be happy. like a mental patient gone fishing.
unless someone tells you that you are not the powerful princess you think you are. pleezzzz colleen holmes seek therapy and stop licking things for a woman old enough to be your grandmother. sic.
dream job: lol
http://regentlawnews.blogspot.com/2009/03/law-alum-chosen-as-executive-director.html
@sharpman –
Thanks for stopping by
And for the link, I read and about all I’ve got to say is, “This woman will stop at nothing.”
I LOL’d @ your comment:
I busted a gut after reading that. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today. On the down side she probably enjoys the company. I hear some straight women secretly like to fantasize about two men getting it on. So I’m not really sure i want to know what she’d actually be doing if she came across the page. Though I’m pretty sure she has. You know that (insert whateva here) Googles herself, lol. Anyway… Good to hear from you