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Warning: NSFW Lyrics
Jay Brannon is currently on his “fat is a feeling, not a shape” tour. While in in Los Angeles he met up with Margaret Cho and together they wrote this amusing little dick ditty… See more of Jay’s music videos at his YouTube page.
Lyrics:
“relax your necks”
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho
the sun’s beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i’m smilin’ cuz it’s harvest time
out to the fields to get what’s mine
i got your balls in my hand
i’m the queen of this fertile land
you think it’s your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command
[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks
maybe you’ve heard that i have class
but i’ll stick my finger up your ass
let’s go over what you ate
be sure there’s no horses at the gate
never met a dick i couldn’t milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i’m a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt
[chorus]
come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found
[chorus]
(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho
Tour dates after the jump…
“fat is a feeling, not a shape”
Tour Dates:
July 11 Boston, MA
July 13 Washington, DC
July 16 New York, NY
July 18 Atlanta, GA
July 20 Dallas, TX
July 22 Los Angeles, CA
July 24 San Francisco, CA
July 25 Portland, OR
July 26 Seattle, WA
July 28 Chicago, IL
Aug 23 Nottingham, UK
Aug 24 Edinburgh, UK
Aug 26 Manchester, UK
Aug 27 Brighton, UK
Aug 28 London, UK
Aug 30 Bristol, UK
Aug 31 Southapmton, UK
Sept 2 Dublin, IE
Sept 19 Toronto, CA
Sept 20 Montreal, CA
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Very funny!
lmao at Jay’s “You’re either skinny or give good head”
lmao at your “this amusing little dick ditty”
@ Mike
LOL, thanks. I enjoyed it too
i love jay brannan!